YES

YES

My toes are cold and the heater is jammed. The heater is jammed because the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches you made us for lunch went stale while we were making love and so we put them on the heater to try and toast them and make them taste better. But peanut butter and jelly sandwiches rarely toast well on the top of the heater. This is a lesson we will learn and maybe pass on to our kids, if we ever have any kids together, if we're still together when you and I both think having kids is a good idea. What I mean is that two people often think having kids is a good idea, but one might think so when she's twenty-five and one might think so when he's thirty. And if these two people are both twenty-five and thirty at the same time, that is they are exactly the same age, and when they are both twenty-five she thinks having kids is a good idea but he doesn't, and then when they are both thirty and he thinks having kids a good idea, but she doesn't, then these two people might not ever think having kids is a good idea at the same time. It's probably just as well though, since I don't really like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and I hear a mother might make thousands upon thousands of them before her kids even get out of elementary school, and this is a task I do not find very appealing.